is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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