went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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