I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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