butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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