so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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