You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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