Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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