he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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