im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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