Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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