all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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