operation have a gay friend backfired
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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