Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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