i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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