Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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