I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
