How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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