Don't you send me to vm
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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