She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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