just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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