i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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