i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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