Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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