Well douche your snatch and let's go!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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