Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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