She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Im part way to drunk.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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