she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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