My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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