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(620): View more from Kansas

Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.

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No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.

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(620): Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night. (1-620): No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man. http://tfl.nu/p24k

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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(413): I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person? http://tfl.nu/zgr7

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(716): View more from New York

On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

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I think you broke the trashy scale

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(716): On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar (1-716): I think you broke the trashy scale http://tfl.nu/ebyr

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(510): View more from California

Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.

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(510): Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009. http://tfl.nu/bpk8

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(614): View more from Ohio

Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

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We've got ourselves a situation

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(614): Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and.... (614): We've got ourselves a situation http://tfl.nu/efwe

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(757): At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP." http://tfl.nu/p091

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

(917): View more from New York City

what kind of party is this?

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the best kind ever

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(610): can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home? (917): what kind of party is this? (610): the best kind ever http://tfl.nu/ib1r

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(281): View more from Texas

Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?

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(281): Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner? http://tfl.nu/iojv

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know

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(570): I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know http://tfl.nu/nr32

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe

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(832): When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe http://tfl.nu/uvdo

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(443): View more from Maryland

i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.

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(443): i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk. http://tfl.nu/ry9j

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(916): View more from California

You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."

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(916): You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths." http://tfl.nu/4apx

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(614): View more from Ohio

We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"

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(614): We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us" http://tfl.nu/w1ue

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(714): View more from California

Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.

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(714): Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday. http://tfl.nu/bnh5

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(256): View more from Alabama

my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..

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(256): my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". .. http://tfl.nu/y01m

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