I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am spending my child support on dildos
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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