I would do horrible things to your vagina.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?