I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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