I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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