You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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