are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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