You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize