I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I have aggressive nipples.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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