pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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