Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Please don't give away my fajitas
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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