well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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