No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My feet surprised me
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