in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
should my penis look like a turkey
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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