I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Randomize
