Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sext me about skeletons
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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