i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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