____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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