come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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