She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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