theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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