Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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