do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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