he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I had to cum in my sink.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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