I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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