Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize