the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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