I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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