your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Randomize
