I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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