you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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