It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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