Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?