we're blogging at a bar
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.