But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.